Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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