your room smells of hookers.
And success
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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