It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
