Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
