He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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