you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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