you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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