Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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