I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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