It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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