The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you mean i was at the winter classic?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Someone shattered a urinal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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