what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize