So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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