Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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