Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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