escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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