I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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