ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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