a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
That's intense
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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