Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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