love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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