Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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