just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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