i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Even my vagina gasped.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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