You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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