so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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