My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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