i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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