I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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