Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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