youre lurking in front of me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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