I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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