and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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