i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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