He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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