My brain says no but my pants say off.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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