I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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