Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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