i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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