Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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