yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
My dick has a subreddit
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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