Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
