i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
