their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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