I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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