doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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