i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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