You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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