Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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