she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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