i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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