My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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